"She sees them and says 'Daddy!' and rushes over to grab them."
"Really? That's kind of cute."
"Yes, she did that today and then tried to put them on her face. Yesterday morning she tried to wear them around her waist."
"Really?? Aw ... heck."
So now I'm shopping for new reading glasses, because these will be on the coffee table -- I'm not messing with that.
(Although: NJ skipped it this morning -- these kids today with their long hair and short attention spans.)
The toddler trap has been baited -- now we wait.