Anatomy of an Unexpected Noontime Nap

Daddy, you are so gosh-darned funny! Why doesn't NBC give YOU a show? Because you're too funny for those clowns, that's why! Ha ha ha ha!

Seriously -- why don't you get a show or something? Are you going to be hanging around the house all the time? Oh, hey: Be a love and hand me that giraffe, 'k?

Whoa ... what the what? ... hold on here a second ...

So sleepy ... mmmmm ... so very sleepy ...

Hold my calls.